I am not my spelling mistake...

"Or do you not think so far ahead? 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever."

From the song Thinkin About You by Frank Ocean.

That makes sense.

Happy Memorial Day weekend!

Life is just death's procrastination.

"I don't wanna waste no time all alone.
Want somewhere to go, something to call my own.
And I ain't satisfied. 
Where to go?"

From the song New Love by Dua Lipa.

"The most important things in life aren't things. They're the feelings you get when you can afford to buy things."

From Encouragement for Struggling Creatives in the May 28, 2018 issue of The New Yorker. Written by Riane Konc.

Hello, mellow fellow.

Incomplete directions = Incorrect directions

One of each, please.

Ohhh. That person that did that thing. Yes.

Special occasion food.

Zany.

In the same way creativity works, not releasing the love from within, and any suppression of it, materializes in toxic ways.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.

I love my mom so much.

It's robots, not immigrants, who are taking your jobs.

"Big things have small beginnings, sir."

Said by Mr. Dryden in the movie Lawrence of Arabia.

"Wake up, 게임은 내가 이긴걸."

From the song Pretty Boy by 2NE1.

"My heart changed my mind,
I gol' dar gone and done it."

From the song Love Gets Me Every Time by Shania Twain.

"I want you to remember me."

From the song Snapshot by RuPaul featuring Macutchi.

• It really pisses me off when I go to a restaurant and see a dumbass customer get in the face of the host/hostess because they're mad about not being seated right away since their group is incomplete. It's like, that's not how restaurants in NYC work, you idiot! Just stay home and be rude to your stove instead, jackass.
• When it's muggy, hot, and you don't have your air conditioner installed yet in your apartment, it's when you're sitting in the air-conditioned subway ride home that one realizes what a luxury the cool air on your skin at that moment truly is.
• Reading has been replaced by scrolling.
• I spent all of my childhood avoiding the bathroom at exactly 12am because I was terrified of Bloody Mary appearing in the mirror to kill me. During high school when I slept late, I was sure to always shower or enter the bathroom at 12:05am or after just to be on the safe side.  And now at 35, the memory of living most of my young life like this came flooding back. And I can't remember at what age I stopped fearing the bathroom at the stroke of midnight. All of it just makes me want to have a bloody mary at a bar in celebration.
• The theme song to the podcast "Late Night Whenever with Michelle Buteau" is catchy and has been stuck in my head for hours. And the podcast is super funny, too.
• Button-down shirts buttoned all the way to the collar + tucked into pants = the uniform for the truly uptight.