Tuesday, October 28, 2008

i didn't get laid off, woohoo. actually, the amount of people who got laid off was relatively low compared to other companies. but people did lose their jobs, people with families and mortgages and bills, and that's really unfortunate. blah.

on a side note, has this ever happened to you? you're at work and you go to the bathroom to do your business. you're sitting on the toilet, thinking about all the work you have to do and then you finish doing what you have to do. then you reach for the toilet paper... but there is none. you look under the toilet paper dispenser and your true fears have been confirmed, you have nothing to wipe your ass with. believe it or not, this was the second time it happened to me in the past few weeks. the first thought that popped into my head was, "wtf, shit like this really happens to people in real life?? i thought stuff like this only happened in bad comedies" i guess it's also my fault for using the same stall twice and not learning my lesson. suffice it to say, i did what i had to do and went on with my merry day.

5 comments:

  1. I enjoyed going through your entries!
    Ugh, that is such a nightmare. One question though, what did you use to wipe since there wasn't any tissue available?

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  2. Congrats on not getting laid off!

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  3. glad you still have your job. next week a new president, for you new digs. and if you have some coins left over, maybe a new jacket/coat!

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  4. Yeah, what did you do?!?!?

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  5. Well, here's my theory for what happened... He flushed all the nastiness first and then dipped his hand in the 'clean' water in the bowl to wipe at those full moon cheeks of his. Then he rinsed his hand in the water and flushed that nastiness down again. He kept repeating the process until either: a) his hand melted away or b) he passed out from the ordeal and the ambulance orderlies had to revive him, but not before cleaning those cheeks with some real toilet paper.

    Is this close to what happened? I really can't envision anything else.

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