Wednesday, March 03, 2010

here's a quick east-village-bar-work story:

a girl and guy are allowed into the bar for a drink. they look like they could possibly be under 21 so i ask for id.

me: i need to see some ids, please.

guy: here you go.

me: ok thanks. what about you?

girl: mmm hold on i know i have it in my bag here somewhere.

me: sure.

girl: omg i don't have it. but i swear i'm 22, what can i show you to prove it?

me: something that tells me your age.

girl: here let me show you my facebook page, i swear it has my real birthdate on it!

seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???

2 comments:

  1. Did u let her in?

    ~A

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  2. Ahahahahaha!

    Alternatively, you can have her call MAMA and let you speak to her instead.

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